When i look back at the past one thing exspecialy disapoints me. This is the only mega whale who is president is william
taft. The guy makes me proud to be fat. One thing that i always wonder is how come his face isn't on mount rushmore. I mean
here is a table of his acomplishments.
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this was a great day for fat people all over. The first fat president ever. I jumped for joy when I heard
the news.
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one of the most membrobile days in my life
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William taft got stuck in a bathtub and the needed to make a larger one to acomdate his weight.
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taft wasn't president anymore
despite me saying on national t.v long live taft they wouldn't let him run a dictatorship.
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someday i will become president and america will be a diffrent place. My cabinet: fat joe, fatty mc'fatty, who ever is
a decendant of william taft and five other fat people who i like. Warning : May have no politcal past
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