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William Howard Taft

possibly the greatest president

If you don't know him you should be ashamed

When i look back at the past one thing exspecialy disapoints me. This is the only mega whale who is president is william taft. The guy makes me proud to be fat. One thing that i always wonder is how come his face isn't on mount rushmore. I mean here is a table of his acomplishments.

Date
  event
how i felt inside
a very important day
he became presindent
this was a great day for fat people all over. The first fat president ever. I jumped for joy when I heard the news.
yay
one of the most membrobile days in my life
dont be embaresed taft
William taft got stuck in a bathtub and the needed to make a larger one to acomdate his weight.
weep out of happiness
sad day for me
taft wasn't president anymore
despite me saying on national t.v long live taft they wouldn't let him run a  dictatorship.
cry histericaly

someday i will become president and america will be a diffrent place. My cabinet: fat joe, fatty mc'fatty, who ever is a decendant of william taft and five other fat people who i like. Warning : May have no politcal past